I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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