is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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