I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize