I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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