i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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