i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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