You're so nebulous sometimes
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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