if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Come on in and take your pants off
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