My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
whose ass print is on the piano?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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