If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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