He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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