Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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