just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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