you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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