I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
