dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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