hotel room ftw
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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