so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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