Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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