i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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