stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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