I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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