Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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