Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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