it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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