you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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