Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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