"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
