YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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