I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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