school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
How does one acquire holy water?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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