He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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