Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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