So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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