He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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