we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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