Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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