ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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