How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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