I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I got inside last night via doggy door
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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