okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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