if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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