It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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