I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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