I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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