oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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