coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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