Pregnant stripper...not hot.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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