Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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