she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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