"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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