You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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