She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Less talking, more tequila
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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