he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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